The Great College Survival: Making It Out Alive Is an Achievement

Welcome to college—where survival is the real degree!

If you think college is all about lectures, notes, and disciplined study routines, congratulations, you've been scammed! The reality is far more chaotic, hilarious, and—let's be honest—traumatizing.

This book takes you on a wild rollercoaster ride through the ultimate battleground called college. From attendance scams and assignment nightmares to viva horror stories and group project betrayals, this is the unfiltered, uncensored, and absolutely relatable survival guide for every student.

Ever calculated exactly how many lectures you can miss before getting debarred?

Ever written an entire assignment the night before the deadline (with 90% copied content)?

Ever stared at an exam paper like it's written in an alien language?

Then congratulations! You're officially part of the Great College Survival Squad.

So grab your coffee, maggi, or whatever keeps you awake at 3 AM, and get ready to relive the madness, drama, and unforgettable moments of college life. Because here's the truth—getting a degree is optional, but making it out alive is the real achievement!