The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern, is now collected in one completeâand completely hilariousâvolume. Embraced by Southerners everywhere and dedicated to all Yankees in the hope that it will teach them to talk right, this uproarious book decodes âSuthunâ wit and wisdom for âNawthunâ upstarts everywhere. From âaigâ (a breakfast food that may be fried, scrambled, boiled, or poached) to âzacklyâ (as in âpreciselyâ), hereâs just a sampling of what youâll find inside:
ATTAIR: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desired. âPass me attair gravy, please.â
EVERWHICHAWAYS: To be scattered in all directions. âYou should have been there when the train hit that chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways.â
YONTNY: Do you want any. âYontny more corn bread?â
Funny as well as informative, this laugh-out-loud dictionary will keep you laughing and learningâno matter where you fall on the Mason-Dixon Line!