This isnโt some carefully crafted life story with neat chapters and dramatic turning points. Itโs just a collection of real things that happened โ the strange, ridiculous, and occasionally touching moments that stuck with me.
Some of these stories are about family, some about friends, exes, weddings, travel, and the general chaos of existing. I didnโt write everything (some chapters had to go!), but I wrote the ones I could still laugh about.
These are the bits people always told me to write down. So I did. Not in any particular order, and definitely not with any life-changing moral at the end โ but hopefully with a few laughs and the occasional โWait, what?!โ
Itโs not a memoir. Itโs not fiction. Itโs just Not Dead Yet.