Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
May 2019 · Simon and Schuster
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Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure.
Tidy the F*ck Up is a hilarious, no-nonsense guide to decluttering your life—perfect for fans of Marie Kondo who’d rather drop F-bombs than fold their socks into tiny squares. This parody of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up delivers real, practical organization tips with a heavy dose of humor, sarcasm, and swearing.
Inside this profanity-laced cleaning book, you’ll discover easy, approachable strategies for tackling your junk piles, cleaning your sh*t without stress, and organizing your home one mess at a time. Forget perfection—this is organizing for real people with real lives (and real messes). No judgment. No pressure. Just straight-up advice that works.
With laugh-out-loud chapters and step-by-step tips, you’ll learn how to:
Perfect for messy people, reluctant cleaners, and anyone who’s overwhelmed by clutter, Tidy the F*ck Up is your new favorite self-help book for turning a clusterf*ck into a clean, comfortable home. Great as a funny gift, coffee table read, or daily dose of motivation with attitude.
Get organized without the guilt. Laugh while you clean. Make your home a f*cking sanctuary.
Tidy the F*ck Up is a hilarious, no-nonsense guide to decluttering your life—perfect for fans of Marie Kondo who’d rather drop F-bombs than fold their socks into tiny squares. This parody of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up delivers real, practical organization tips with a heavy dose of humor, sarcasm, and swearing.
Inside this profanity-laced cleaning book, you’ll discover easy, approachable strategies for tackling your junk piles, cleaning your sh*t without stress, and organizing your home one mess at a time. Forget perfection—this is organizing for real people with real lives (and real messes). No judgment. No pressure. Just straight-up advice that works.
With laugh-out-loud chapters and step-by-step tips, you’ll learn how to:
- Become a decision-making badass
- Ditch the crap you don’t need and keep the sh*t you love
- Deal with closet chaos, junk drawers, cluttered kitchens, and more
- Take back your space, your comfort, and your sanity
Perfect for messy people, reluctant cleaners, and anyone who’s overwhelmed by clutter, Tidy the F*ck Up is your new favorite self-help book for turning a clusterf*ck into a clean, comfortable home. Great as a funny gift, coffee table read, or daily dose of motivation with attitude.
Get organized without the guilt. Laugh while you clean. Make your home a f*cking sanctuary.
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4.9
7 reviews
Jennifer Graziano
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May 31, 2025
Origin of the alphabet; number line, computer is the same place. There isn't a calendar without a programmer; different ones in society are for companies to supply basic utilities; motor vehicles, food clothes & shelter. Computer programs give the answers to outstanding questions; humans do not. They also drive all artificial moving objects; humans do not. One program designs all the building and a different one does cars; the program includes after they are built schedules for them and us. Cameras are a derivative of computer separate from video recorder for unreal pictures and photograph obstructing justice to disappear or vanish includes video tapes & DVD's.
Jennifer Walston
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August 15, 2025
I've only read the free sample. It's straight forward and real talk. I will be buying the full book.
Michelle Scarboro
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June 22, 2020
Humorous and motivating; no nonsense approach to organizing one's home.
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About the author
Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. Messi lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.
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