Eternal Detention: Book 3
Apr 2014 · Dark Lord Book 3 · Hachette UK
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Dirk Lloyd, the Dark Lord trapped in the body of a weedy schoolboy, returns in another darkly hilarious adventure... Brilliantly funny and subversive, this is the Funny Prize-winning Jamie Thomson at his best.
Fear me, o miserable worm!
I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed...
BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
-Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame
-Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil
-Torment by the Hewer of Limbs
THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!
Fear me, o miserable worm!
I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed...
BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
-Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame
-Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil
-Torment by the Hewer of Limbs
THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!
Ratings and reviews
4.7
31 reviews
Roath Vilien
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May 19, 2014
Awesome book filled with humor and EVIL. 😈
1 person found this review helpful
Joshua May
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September 16, 2015
I love this series so much as it is awesome
Mike Lothian
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June 16, 2014
Nice light read
About the author
Jamie Thomson is a British writer, editor and game developer. He is the author of numerous 'choose-your-own-adventure' gamebooks, and he also co-wrote three books for the Fighting Fantasy series.
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