Fruit Ninja

-MODERN FRUIT NINJAS go out on dates with date-loving cowboys who might be super-villains!

-ANCIENT FRUIT NINJAS get their feelings hurt and decide to throw fruit at each other! (they’re Fruit Ninjas, it’s their thing)

-…and JETPACK JOYRIDE tells the story of a machine that turns ocean water into cat hairballs for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!