This book is a collection of 150 fundamental quotes and aphorisms of Jonathan Swift: "My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool." "The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merry-man." "Vision is the art of seeing things invisible." "Style may define as the proper words in the proper places." "When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him." "Every dog must have his day." "Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding." "One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish had been left unsaid."