Clone the Shroud!

Stiletto Quarry #1 agent of NUMBNUTS, has to track down people who have cloned DNA from the Sindon di Torino! What nefarious purpose do they have in mind? Is it to bring on the end times? Or is there something far more sinister at play here?

Racing against moderate weather, no competition, accompanied by a smart and placid nun who's been assigned to this investigation by the Autorità Italiane (the Italian Authorities), and no ticking clock, Quarry begins his most thrilling and only mission ever! Will there be enough question marks and exclamation points to see him through!?

Part parody, part satire, and all tongue-in-cheek, this novel is a wild romp that any sane person would be well-advised to avoid.