A Second Humorous Erotica Collection

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Jake has one mission: to spread laughter and lust across the country.

Standup comic Jake Nilsen has taken his tour to the midwest and west coast, eager to visit new locales â€Ļ and new ladies. After a stop at a farmers market to sample some juicy, uhâ€Ļ tomatoes (“Francis in Fargo”), he travels to the Great White North and meets a skier who is more than happy to keep him warm (“Vanessa in Vancouver”). In Seattle, he enjoys a steamy cup of double roast coffee (“Piper in Portland”) and then heads to Reno for an entanglement with an old friend (“Randi in Reno”). In Tucson, he brings the party to a birthday girl who is more than happy to blow out his candles (“Tracy in Tuscon”). Texas offers a few opportunities for Jake to get his hands dirty (“Ellen in El Paso”; “Debra in Dallas”). Finally, in Shreveport, things get a little academic with a Ph.D student and a scientist (“Shannon in Shreveport”). By the time the comedy tour comes to a close, Jake will have plenty of new material and more than a few ardent fans.

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Chastity Veldt is a humor erotica fiction writer from Ohio. She loves to laugh and she loves to read smut books, so she figured, why not combine those two interests and let people laugh while they're getting freaky? (Literarily speaking, of course.)

Chastity loves to read and go for walks in the spring, or spending time with her cats. Chastity usually writes her books after watching a standup comedy special on TV and reading other erotica publishers. Chastity is involved in a couple writing communities around Ohio, but no one actually knows about this secret side of her life.

You can find Chastity on Twitter at @chastityveldt .

Kris Cotter is an editor and narrator with over a decade of experience. She currently lives in Central Florida with her husband and two Maine Coons. When she isn't recording or editing, she can be found playing video games, making something cuddly with yarn, or out exploring the world around her. 

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