Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging

Dancing in my nuddy pants

‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.’

‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’

‘... and that’s when it fell off in my hand.’

Are these my basoomas I see before me?

‘... then he ate my boy entrancers.’

The Taming Of The Tights

Withering Tights

A MIDSUMMER TIGHTS DREAM