A MIDSUMMER TIGHTS DREAM

The Taming Of The Tights

‘... then he ate my boy entrancers.’

Are these my basoomas I see before me?

‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’

‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.’

‘... and that’s when it fell off in my hand.’

Dancing in my nuddy pants

Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging