Become a Dictator - A Short and Snappy Guide

Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

Become a Modern Artist - The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth

The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

Become a Modern Artist: The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior

How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

Assassination Vacation

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches

The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage

How to Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark

Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government