Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

Mummies Don't Coach Softball

Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball

Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp

Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

Skeletons Don't Play Tubas