Lick Darsey is not a New York Times bestselling author, a USA Today bestselling author or a Wall Street Journal bestselling author. Lick just likes to tell stories.

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Aliens vs Southern Boys | Science Fiction and Southern Humor Mashup

They came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.

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If you’re a fan of Douglas Adams’ wit, the offbeat madness of Red Dwarf, or just love your sci-fi with a heavy dose of down-home nonsense and redneck resourcefulness, then this series is your next laugh-out-loud addiction. Lick and the Invasion blends the absurdity of alien invasions with the charm of two backwoods heroes who’d rather shoot first, drink second, and figure it all out never. Packed with satirical space shenanigans, junkyard-engineered solutions, and good ol’ boy banter, this is not your typical sci-fi adventure—it’s a moonshine-soaked, bug-eyed alien romp through the cosmos.

You'll meet quirky characters with more grit than sense, encounter extraterrestrial chaos that feels like a meth lab exploded in the middle of a sci-fi movie, and ride along with a pair of misfits whose idea of intergalactic diplomacy involves a shotgun and a cooler full of beer. Despite the laughs, there’s just enough unexpected heart and loyalty between Lick and Fanger to keep you rooting for these lovable idiots as they stumble their way into heroism.

So if you enjoy ridiculous fun, twisted humor, and space tales with personality, buckle up—because this series takes “trailer park meets alien invasion” and cranks it up to eleven.

Keywords: Humorous science fiction, Southern humor, Intergalactic comedy, Alien encounters, Cosmic hilarity, Down-home protagonists, Beer and spaceships, Lightning-fast wit, Uproarious adventure, Interstellar laughter, Moonshine-powered rockets, Line-dancing asteroids, Southern drawl in space, Galactic chuckles, Quirky aliens, Y'allien invasion, Cosmic moonshine, Hilarious hijinks in the universe