The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Thank You for My Service

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

The Good, The Bad and The Furry: Life with the World's Most Melancholy Cat and Other Whiskery Friends

Round Ireland With A Fridge

Not Taco Bell Material

The Last Black Unicorn

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Mother, Can You Not?

A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

How to Land an A330 Airbus: And Other Vital Skills for the Modern Man

HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship): How to Turn Your Booty Call into Your Emergency Contact

The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love

Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog