Ask any kid if they think farts are funny and 99% of them will giggle and say yes! Stories about farts are guaranteed to impress kids and this one is a ripper!

It’s a normal day on the high seas for Captain Stinky Bot, Skipper Smelly Pants and their crew. Just another day aboard the Bugle Butt, where farts, burps and gaseous farts are the pirates’ primary pleasures. There’s nothing they love more than singing, laughing and arty-farty antics. Until, that is, the captain brews a fart so gigantic that it blasts a whole lot more than his crewmates’ eardrums. Once the cheers have died down, the horrible truth is revealed... he has blown the back out of his undies!!

How can Captain Stinky Bot preserve his pride and command his crew with his dignity exposed in such a way? Will he ever find a way to restore his ruined underwear? And see how his mates preserve his pride.

Luckily, his loyal crewmates are right behind him... if the wind’s blowing fair, that is. They hatch a bold and daring plot, the likes of which the pirate world has never seen!

Told in jolly piratical rhyme, The Fartiest Pirate that Ever Lived, takes early readers on a hilarious adventure with these blusterous buccaneers and their amazing wind-driven weaponry.

So join Captain Stinky Bot and the pirates of the Bugle Butt on their rip-roaring raid to nick the knickers of an entire town.

Don’t forget to bring spare underwear! This is sure to engage and captivate kids, stimulate their interest in listening to stories, reading books and making reading and story telling a fun and funny part of life. Head over to Amazon to also get your copy in print.