Thank You for My Service

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

The Last Black Unicorn

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Mother, Can You Not?

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy

The Bro Code

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

How to Land an A330 Airbus: And Other Vital Skills for the Modern Man

The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love

Dead People Suck: A Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

Zeus Is A Dick

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

Yearbook: A hilarious collection of true stories from the writer of Superbad

How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet: One man who just wants to connect. One very annoyed world.