Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

If at Birth You Don't Succeed: My Adventures with Disaster and Destiny

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Yuletide Yahoos, Ho-Ho-Humblebraggers, and Other Seasonal Scourges

Housebroken: Admissions of an Untidy Life

Yes Please

I'm Just a Person

In Real Life

Scrappy Little Nobody

Binge

Seriously...I'm Kidding

Bill Bryson Collector's Edition: Notes from a Small Island, Neither Here Nor There, and I'm a Stranger Here Myself

Stay Sexy & Don't Get Murdered: The Definitive How-To Guide

This Is Not My Beautiful Life: A Memoir

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

It's Not Okay: Turning Heartbreak into Happily Never After

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?: (And other concerns)

Food: A Love Story

Diary of a Mad Diva