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Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

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The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches

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How to Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

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