Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

All Rise: Audio Perambulation

The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play: The Pastoral Observations of One Ignorant American Who Loves to Walk Outside

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

Good Clean Fun: Misadventures in Sawdust at Offerman Woodshop

How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told: An Oral History

I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

Assassination Vacation

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches

The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage

How to Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark

Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government