Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

Giants Don't Go Snowboarding

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips