The Best Seat in the House

Thank You for My Service

My First Lady

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

What My Mother Gave Me Before She Died: A Eulogy for Teri Meltzer

Not Taco Bell Material

How I Taught My Daughter to Fight

The Last Black Unicorn

Fighting the Lightning: A Eulogy for Stewart Meltzer

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Make Magic: The Book of Inspiration You Didn't Know You Needed

Mother, Can You Not?

Heroes for My Daughter

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy

Heroes for My Son

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

The Craziest Kid in the World

How to Land an A330 Airbus: And Other Vital Skills for the Modern Man

The Day I Broke My Son's Heart

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys