I Regret Nothing: A Memoir

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

The Bro Code

Pretty in Plaid

The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome.

Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie Is Not the Answer

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

Dad Is Fat

The Best of Enemies

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

If You Were Here: A Novel

Buffering: Unshared Tales of a Life Fully Loaded

Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why YouShould Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays

The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog

Mother, Can You Not?

By The Numbers

My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being a Dumb Ass Is the New Black, or, a Culture-Up Manifesto

Why You're Not Married . . . Yet: The Straight Talk You Need to Get the Relationship You Deserve