How to Demotivate Anyone

The world’s most unmotivational self-help book… and that’s exactly the point.

Are you tired of toxic positivity, endless hustle culture, and being told to “follow your passion” like it’s a GPS to guaranteed success? Welcome to the brutally honest, bitingly funny, and unapologetically sarcastic guide you never knew you needed.

This isn’t your typical self-help book.

There are no morning routines, vision boards, or 5 AM meditations here.

Just cold reality, cynical humor, and a surprisingly refreshing perspective on what it means to be just okay.

🔥 Inside this book, you’ll learn how to:

Quit glorifying passion (Spoiler: passion doesn’t pay rent)

Let go of dream jobs and embrace “decent enough” ones

Stop romanticizing struggle and start enjoying stability

Use mediocrity as a mental health strategy

Silence your inner motivational speaker with wit and realism

Whether you’re a burned-out student, a frustrated 9-to-5er, or just someone who’s sick of TED Talk clichés and Instagram hustle coaches—this book is your safe space. It’s satire, yes, but it’s also surprisingly therapeutic.

🤯 What makes this book different?

It tells the truth—even when it stings

It’s actually funny—like laugh-at-how-accurate-it-is funny

It’s the book your cynical inner voice would write—if it were published

If you’ve ever felt:

Behind in life

Tired of chasing “success”

Like you’re failing because you don’t have a passion project

…then How to Demotivate Anyone will not only make you feel seen, it might actually help you feel better. Ironically.

📚 Who is this for?

Fans of sarcasm, realism, and brutal honesty

People who secretly hate traditional self-help books

Anyone who needs to hear that “good enough” really is good enough

This book is your reminder that:

✔️ It’s okay to not love your job

✔️ You’re allowed to rest without earning it

✔️ Your worth isn’t tied to your productivity

💬 Reader Praise (hypothetically speaking):

“I laughed, I cringed, I felt exposed. 10/10.”

“Finally, a self-help book that doesn’t yell at me to wake up at 4 AM.”

“Feels like therapy, but cheaper and with more memes.”

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⚠️ WARNING:

Reading this book may cause:

Sudden bursts of laughter

Peace of mind from lowered expectations

Unexpected motivation to actually do stuff (despite the title)

If you’re ready to stop pretending that you’re “manifesting abundance” while secretly panicking, this book is for you.

Ditch the pressure. Embrace the meh.

And laugh your way through the chaos.

Scroll up, click "Buy Now," and start unmotivating yourself—one brutally honest chapter at a time.