I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

Dad Is Fat

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

The Diva Rules: Ditch the Drama, Find Your Strength, and Sparkle Your Way to the Top

The Bro Code

BatDad: A Parody

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Not Taco Bell Material

Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry

The Potty Mouth at the Table

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Thank You for My Service

The Playbook

You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery

Hyena

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

Confessions of a Scary Mommy: An Honest and Irreverent Look at Motherhood: The Good, The Bad, and the Scary

I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability