I Regret Nothing: A Memoir

Thank You for My Service

The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery

Pretty in Plaid: A Life, A Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase

Hyena

Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

The Diva Rules: Ditch the Drama, Find Your Strength, and Sparkle Your Way to the Top

If You Were Here: A Novel

Not Taco Bell Material

The Best of Enemies

Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is the New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto

The To-Do List

Twisted Sisters

Mother, Can You Not?

By The Numbers