Pet Sematary

This audiobook was a dreadful experience. Not due to its spine-chilling nature, but rather because of its cringeworthy, inflated, monotonous, and unbelievably cheesy content. Despite being 85% through, I'm compelled to endure it solely because of the substantial time investment. I've genuinely found more amusement in watching paint dry. The current scene, where the main character is burying his deceased son, has become a never-ending ordeal, with every character action narrated in excruciating and mind-numbing detail. The narrator's delivery is genuinely painful, prompting audible expressions of disbelief at the jaw-dropping cheesiness of the storyline. My sincere advice is to steer clear of this bloated catastrophe. Like the author said, "Some things are better left dead."

Death is scheduled on the calendar; not interrupting anyone too much, creating volunteer charity work to do. Solving various problems at crime scenes and tying up loose ends in the days afterward. The victim is always the area the crime scenes are in; the deceased has a first & last name. Money is a bit separate from area company supply stores; therefore, is directly applied to a person's worth. The calendar is first priority set by companies for their supplies and employee schedule; money is for worth. Emotional language is reserved for the weather and never agrees well with characters. It usually their scene and they want to use their words for the area; weather ones just don't fit. They always lose their argument.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I actually was never interested in this book until I heard Michael C Hall was reading it. I'm a huge fan of Dexter and I always liked when Michael would narrate Dexter's thoughts throughout the show and the idea of listening to nothing but his voice for over 15 hours... I just couldn't say no. Michael C Hall + Stephen King equals you will have my money every single time. I don't care which book you read by him next but Michael please read another one.