Dang: A Humorous Mystery

Trailer parks. Rednecks with ambition. Media coverage. Murder. Moonshine. Bootlegging. Conspiracy theories. Rasslin’ moves. Hot rods. Duct tape. Mullets and monster trucks. Homemade vehicles. Mazes. Escape tunnels. Safe rooms. Pistols and pursuing leads.

The whole town thinks Willem has already committed two murders. Why shouldn’t they believe he’s committed more?

For the past year and a half, Willem has been an outcast in his hometown. Everyone believes he’s a killer. On top of the murder accusations, his “biofuel/fertilizer” business is failing. He’s well over knee-deep in inventory with no chance of a sale in sight. When Murven, his out-of-work best buddy, volunteers to help him with his daily collection, they discover Willem is stockpiling more than he bargained for as an "entre-manure."

Once the sheriff gets involved, Willem's past and Murven's general reputation slingshot them both to the top of the list of murder suspects. With a little help from an unexpected ally, they escape custody and fight to clear their names of murder. As the news spreads, every busybody and media hog in the county—family, friend or foe—wants a piece of Willem and Murven's fifteen minutes of infamy.

A not-so-cozy Southern mystery for action & adventure and cozy mystery lovers!

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Perfect for fans of funny murder mysteries, Southern fiction, and quirky whodunits, this not-so-cozy mystery blends fast-paced action with laugh-out-loud moments, unexpected twists, and the kind of characters you wouldn’t trust with a potato gun—let alone a murder investigation.

If you enjoy stories filled with offbeat heroes, unpredictable plots, and small towns hiding big secrets, this one's for you. Think Justified meets Knives Out with a healthy splash of moonshine and duct tape.

Whether you're a fan of humorous detective stories, wild Southern capers, or mysteries with a side of mayhem, this book will deliver chaos, comedy, and crime in equal parts. It’s an outrageous ride that’ll leave you wondering how it’s legal to have this much fun solving a murder.

Keywords: Southern mystery, humorous cozy mystery, redneck comedy, murder mystery adventure, small-town crime, moonshine, trailer park drama, funny whodunit, cozy crime with action, Southern humor fiction, quirky crime novel, Southern sleuth, rural mystery comedy, offbeat detective story, redneck noir