IтАЩve been told to go to Hell more times than I can count. But this time IтАЩm actually going.
My nameтАЩs Bobby Dollar, sometimes known as Doloriel, and of course, Hell isnтАЩt a great place for someone like meтАФIтАЩm an angel. They donтАЩt like my kind down there, not even the slightly fallen variety. But they have my girlfriend, who happens to be a beautiful demon named Casimira, Countess of Cold Hands. Why does an angel have a demon girlfriend? Well, certainly not because it helps my career.
SheтАЩs being held hostage by one of the nastiest, most powerful demons in all of the netherworldтАФEligor, Grand Duke of Hell. He already hates me, and heтАЩd like nothing better than to get his hands on me and rip my immortal soul right out of my borrowed but oh-so-mortal body.
But wait, it gets better! Not only do I have to sneak into Hell, make my way across thousands of miles of terror and suffering to reach Pan- demonium, capital of the fiery depths, but then I have to steal Caz right out from under EligorтАЩs burning eyes and smuggle her out again, past demon soldiers, hellhounds, and all the murderous creatures imprisoned there for eternity. And even if I somehow manage to escape Hell, IтАЩm also being stalked by an undead psychopath named Smyler whoтАЩs been following me for weeks. Oh, and did I mention that he canтАЩt be killed?
So if I somehow survive Hell, elude the Grand Duke and all his hideous minions and make it back to the real world, IтАЩll still be the most hunted soul in Creation. But at least IтАЩll have Caz. Gotta have something to look forward to, right?
So just pour me that damn drink, will you? IтАЩve got somewhere to go.
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