CALL THE POLICE

Welcome to the wild world of ridiculous emergencies! Call the Police Dummy is a hilariously nonsensical guide to knowing exactly when to dial 100. From coconut trees to moon laughter, traffic jams to floral torture chambers, this satirical masterpiece offers absurd scenarios that will leave you laughing and asking, “Wait... should I actually call the police?” With a repeated chorus of “Phrase, police,” this collection of bizarre situations turns everyday chaos into comedic gold. Perfect for readers who love random humour and twisted logic.