Mark Twain wrote this essay when asked to share something with Americaโs youth. Though he begins in a serious tone, his advice quickly takes a turn for the satirical: โAlways obey your parents, when they are present. This is the best policy in the long run, because if you donโt, they will make you.โ In a similar tone, he goes on to address the matters of respecting oneโs elders, rising early, lying, handling firearms, and reading books. This funny essay is a great example of Twainโs infamous satirical wit and an easy entry point for anyone interested in the writerโs nonfiction.