Scary Juan

Scary juan is the new meta. Opening the game for the first time feels like a breath of fresh air. all these mobile games where you run around being fat and twerking all flushes straight out of your brain upon playing scary juan. it's a horror, racing, sporting, pet Sim, story game, first person shooter, and a subway surfers type game. By far the best part is all the minigames including: JuanKart, Flappy Juan, Juan Snowboard, Juan Sniper, and The Yacht. Top tier experience, would recommend.

Its actually really cool! Its also really creepy, which is one of the reasons I love it! Ppl who think that this game is a "rip-off" of Talking Tom or anything like that, its not! Sure, its similar, but ALL virtual pet games are like that! I've been playing virtual pet games since forever, and this is smthn else! Its really creepy and cool and I like the way he sleeps! The only reason I give it 4 stars is bc I think it needs a dress-up option! I think it would make this game better!

Imagine this scenario: you boot up Play Store looking for new games to turn a boring afternoon into a less boring evening, and see THIS as the top1 in ftp. Although the grind was pretty hard, buying the poison bottle for killing the goddamn thing was all the worth. First time in a long while when I actually have fun by playing a game on the godforsaken platform that is mobile. The only 2 aspects I don't like abt this game are that you can't do more stuff and that it's 12yo-rated and not 16 or so